twat

Which has begged the same question since the whole TWaT thing was tabled.

But t'way I see it, yon 'Itler feller is an evil little twat.' Sproston crudely but presciently expressed what would become the verdict of history.

They mean part// head, part gut, part twat./ They mean, you get this feeling,// sometimes it's a clouded/ vision, sometimes genital friction,// sometimes a tightening, a loosening,/ a grip seizing// then slipping." Rather than theoretical ideals, this fictive narrative folds in individual, idiosyncratic felt-experience, and in the telling and her negotiation of complexities, in her marvellous use of language and rhyme, Harper is sure, wondrous, wise, musical and winning.

Farid's hand reaches her tawny fleece and his middle finger tries to enter her twat, her snatch, her pussy, whatever.

Okay, so with him gone our only representative is Lorraine "I'm going to go with my instinct on this one", but at least a demented fortune teller with slightly googly eyes is a better ambassador for Ireland than a complete and utter twat whose only claim to the job was that he was offered a ''scholarship to Sandhurst'', which he said every time he opened his mouth (well at least once in every episode).

Finally, the judges commented on HoNOS's high scores on the TWAT (TIME WASTING ASSESSMENT TOOL), the IPA (IDEOLOGICAL PURITY AUDIT), the PSM (PSEUDO SCIENTIFIC MEASURE) and the DGPM (DUPING GOOD PEOPLE MARKER).

This is one of those things where if I had a publicist, my publicist would probably talk to me about exactly what kind of a strategy I should have, but I don't have a publicist, so normally it just means I talk too much and talk a load of crap, which ends up in print, and then I look like a twat, which is completely fair enough, and I think I'll just go with it."

"Cock" and "Twat" - two funloving kids travelling from Pittsburgh to Tangiers with a hundred bucks in their pockets, laughing at Baptists but loving God.

Another added: "It a joke no public transport on Xmas Day Ozzy you twat."

"I have seen him talk to her badly, saying 'Shut the f*** up you twat' - he said that a few times," she said.

And with top director/producer Alan Parker, a plain-spoken, block-headed battering-ram of a man, who branded Mike Leigh a "patronising twat".