posted Sun, 01/01/2012 - 23:59
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How to clean ur system before a test for steroid
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Hi I compete in mma and wondering if anyone out there can tell me were to get product info on finding out what best to search for to clean out my system befor a steroid drug test any thing would help
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bro, i would simply suggest sticking with the short esters
I agree with the short esters completley but if he has been using short esters for 8-12 wks his test levels are going to be above normal and thats what they check for. This guys needs to be doing his own blood work or have a doc do it so he can time it just right so his test levels are in the high normal range come fight night. Simple solution. Use short esters and do your own blood work.
Anonagreed. easier to flush if any adversities occur, as well.
Anonthere are different levels of steroid testing, some older, as well as some updated tests.. These are pretty expensive to run, so i'd be interested in hearing what grounds you're being tested on.. for work and simple things, I would say you have no worries. No company is gonna pay to test their entire work force.. I heard a quote for a business be charged 1 grand per test, or a very similar figure.
No I'm not asking for my job I'm a pro fighter and gotten tested befor for my debut but at that time I wasn't on anything so it's a random testing to some fighters so that y I'm asking
AnonIf you're a pro fighter, I'm sure there are other fighters, or your trainer perhaps that have been in your shoes..regarding steroids and MMA..
Yes I'm sure but I'm just dint involve my trainers or coaches if u understand I in America it diffrent from UK I mean around here u don't just tell people ur juicen and I know out in UK it's usuall to hear people saying it well if u understand I'm just trying to b descreet
AnonI would understand.. I'm not from the UK. I would attest to this, only because some of the bigger MMA people that I know, are pretty open amongst one and other about this information. Im not saying you need to post a fucking blog.. but I would assume your closest trainer should have an idea if you're taking steroids.. if he's managing you, right?
No my coaches and manager are completely diffrent people I have between 4 trainers and my 1manager so really between them all they really not to open bout it u know they reall old school
Anonso what are they gonna think when you blow up?
Well its not uncommon for us to gain weight I mean I'm already a heavy weight but when I train I'm around 225 and it kills me to cut weight to 205 so that y I need like 10 lb more I walk around at 240
I go to an MMA gym also...Im not a fighter but I train with alot of them. You would be surprised at how open they are about gear, thats where I learned about it. They all use low doses of test prop (like 200mg a week) just for recovery. Some use winny, tabs only with no test. I was told they use the winny for "explosivness" not muscle. If your really a pro then u got a manager who arranges your fights, ask him, he will help you. Also not trying to be a prick, but I dont understand your weight class, you say you walk at 240, train at 225, and cut to 205...why do that if your a heavyweight? I was under the impression that most states athletic commission defined heavyweight as 205 to 265 with a 1 pound allowance at the heavy end (266).
Wgat I said was I walk around weight is240 when I'm in full time training for a fight that comes up I ended up losing so much weigh that when I'm in full condition I end up weighing abou 225 and that considerably small for most heavyweights I mean in my opinion but I have the option to cut weight and get to 205 is so hard and fucks up my body from the dramatic weight lose so I just stay heavyweight so hope that help
sorry bro, my bad I misunderstood what u were saying. I asked a guy at my gym today who knows alot about gear and testing and he said that there is nothing you can do to cheat on your bloodwork unless you know the dr thats doing it. He said ur best bet is to fake a minor injury to postpone your fight which will postpone the testing.
To cut out all the BS from the internet and hear say just go pick yourself up the newest "Davis' Drug guide for nurses". It will give you all the accurate half lives for the majority of the things your looking for. This way you will know for sure. If you are actually competing and being tested then use prop only and light to moderate doses. Only short esters. Know your half life for any orals you are taking and you can do the math to see when it will be out of your system exactly, then give your self an extra week or two just to be safe. Never use deca or Eq because it stays in your system for way too long. IMO the only gear an MMA a guy should be running is test prop, stanz, halo, and maybe some hgh, peptides and epo. Unless your going for a bigger weight class its just not neccesary. The more muscle you have the more oxygen it takes to feed them therefor slowing you down and taking away from your cardio.
Thank u like I said that y I'm only looking for min gains no more then 10lbs of muscle in 2 months time and to keep question down from people
10 lbs of muscle is still a good loss of cardio and practically a weight class up. Your better off maintaining your weight and using the test for recovery. If your pro and your getting tested the the night or week before your fight you should be off for a good 2-4 wks before your fight. Guys in MMA arent using gear to just blow up they use it to recover faster so they can be in the gym working on technique MORE OFTEN. Gear will not win you a fight, being strong will not win you a fight, having technique and working your ass off in the gym will my friend. Being stronger will definately help but the key is recovery in this sport. If you have the money or are risking it it is worth having your own testosterone levels tested before they test you so you can make sure you are in the "high normal range". If your above the normal ranger for test than your popped. With orals like stanz and halo you can find the half life and get it out pretty easily. I want to say the half life for halo is 30 hrs. Dont quote me on that. So if its 30 hrs that means if you took 30 mg in 30 hrs you will have 15 mg in your system in another 30 hrs you will have 7.5 mg and so on. Hope that helps. Dont be stupid bro. Do your research before you start throwing juice into your body, and trust me when I tell you to use light doses. Gear WILL KILL cardio.
AnonWAIT! You mean drinking a gallon of water daily for a week won't clean your system!! FUCKKKK haha
No but you can try pickle juice.
AnonMaybe Ill just drink a gallon of milk every hour until I puke it all out of me!
To avoid making the same topic, does anyone know how long testosterone ethanate stays in your system for? I've looked it up on a few different sites and have gotten quite a bit of conflicting information. I know half-life plays a pivotal role, but I'm not sure how long the metabolites would stay present in ones urine/blood.
A lot will depend on a couple of variables.
1) the quality and strenght of the gear.
2) The quality of the drug test, a 1988 quality (Ben Johnson) drug test will catch less people than a London 2012 quality test,........ the bar is constantly moving.
AnonAh this is dead on.
Thanks bro, I figured it wasn't just a simple x time. I appreciate the response.
Anonnot only that but they test for compound derivatives. so even though something like deca doesn't take very long to "clear" the system, it still shows up when tested for up to 18 months later
I see. That's a bitch and a half lol. Thank you hrdbdygrrrrrl.
Anonwelcome
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None takin but first off for 1 I'm not going desclose who I am to prove I am and second I dont involve my managers and coaches and happy tell them hey guess what I'm start using some roids my coach is a respectful UFC fighter I am not trying to let any one I know bcuase of the reputation it would bring him that y I'm asking but no hard feelings
Nasty81NateBOOM goes the dynamite!
Ouch bro lol, I now where your coming from, seems everyone and there mother thinks they are an mma fighter.
A good part of what you need to know is about half lives and esters.
Read here: http://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/anabolic-steroids/list-steroids-...
Arent you the same guy that just asked a question about eq I know thats in your system a good while but way shorter than deca im pretty sure just do some research
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Nasty81NateOnly thing u can take is "time off"
Anonwhat were you using? and to my knowledge, you cannot "take" something to get rid of steroids or the trace elements from your system.. hope you didn't use deca because it can take up to 18months to be "clean"
No just wanted to know out of curiosity but I ask question from people insted of just look up on Internet I rather hear Wgat people who's use it tell me there situations